1. You have been invited to an event, dress code: Casual/Glamorous.
word folks is of course, 'Glasual'.
Get used to it, in fact take it out for a shandy.
2. Your ordering some organic cotton and you explain to the drop kick by saying, "You know as opposed to 'conventionally' grown cotton".
A convention is a set of agreed, stipulated or generally accepted standards, norms, social norms or criteria, often taking the form of a custom.
When did you agree or accept chemicals to be smothered on your cotton or apples? When did that become a social norm or custom?
Well little organic mall rats, we now have the power! 'Chemventional'
You: "Good day Roger, do you have any organic apples?"
Rodger: "What the blazes are you talkin' about?"
You: "Sorry old chap I meant, do you only have the 'chemventional' apples?"
Roger: "Your on drugs, aren't ya, sling ya hook!"